It's 6.12am. You’ve woken from a long sleep. A really long sleep. The street is deserted. And the rest of the neighbourhood. Only when you’ve walked barefoot to the city centre do you see a human being. There's a guy, wearing a Brothers Beer t-shirt.
“Where is everyone?” you stammer “are they all… dead?”
“Nah bro it’s Level 4 lockdown!" laughs the guy.
You stand for a moment in stunned silence. “So what do I do now?”
He hands you a can. “It’s a Hazy IPA. East coast styles! Hopped with a sick-as blend of Simcoe, Columbus, Citra, Ekuanot & that new Cryo Pop hop”.
Suddenly emotional at his gift, you’re moving towards the stranger for a hug.
“Can’t do that bro” he holds up a hand of warning “Go now. Buy some toilet paper, lock yourself at home, crack into a delicious Quiet Earth Hazy IPA. Oh, and wash your hands!”